May 25, 2011

母與子之莊子篇

母與子在超級市場,正討論今晚買乜餸。

媽:仔,你今晚想食乜?
仔:食牛扒。
媽:衰仔,啲牛扒假㗎,佢地用牛肉膏搽响啲豬肉道,呃我啲錢。
仔:噉食豬扒喇。
媽:啲豬會發豬瘟㗎。
仔:噉食雞囉。
媽:啲雞有禽流感呀。
仔:噉食鴨喇。
媽:衰仔,都話有禽流感咯,上次佢地仲質咗幾隻假蛋落隻鴨度,呃咗我七蚊。
仔:噉我淨係食雞蛋喇。
媽:都話有假蛋咯。
仔:食魚囉,魚有益吖。
媽:你冇聽過孔雀石綠咩?
仔:食海鮮喇。
媽:啲海水比啲工廠污染哂喇。
仔:噉食菜囉。
媽:啲菜好多農藥㗎。
仔:食有機嗰啲囉。
媽:你唔好噤幼稚啦,報紙都有賣啦,好多有機呃人㗎。
仔:噉豉油撈飯喇。
媽:啲豉油假㗎,係啲坑渠水溝鹽,食死你呀。
仔:腐乳撈飯囉。
媽:生cancer吖。
仔:噉淨係食飯喇。
媽:衰仔,啲飯糖份好高㗎,肥死你呀。
仔:我飲奶喇。
媽:你唔驚三聚氰胺咩?
仔:媽,我決定咗喇。我不食五穀,吸風飲露;乘雲氣,御飛龍,而遊乎四海之外。我升仙喇!
媽:你估你真係莊子咩,啲風同啲露都有輻射㗎!

以上是小女子對當代食物有感而發之廢噏。

Why Dream???

Why Dream?

Not that I don't belong to the real world. Not that I can't live in the reality. Just that... it doesn't hurt to live with some dreams. They can be fun. They bring creativity. They provide energy. They brighten my life.

夢?為何?

不是說我不屬於現實世界,不是說我要脫離現實,只是夢與錯沒有直接關係。夢是趣、是創意、是能源,夢令生命添上無限色彩。

My New Blog. My New Dream.

This is not my first blog but I have decided to start a new one which is set to be viewed by everyone to share my life, my random thoughts and my dreams!

這並不是我第一個blog,但我決定開一個新的,樣我可以與所有人分享我的生活、我的隨想、我的夢!